comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
i can’t breathe at how e! and whatever other media sites rEFUSE to acknowledge the fact that cara delevingne and michelle rodriguez are in some form of a relationship there are literally pictures of them kissing and making out in the ocean while cara is topless and people keep calling them “gal pals!!” i’m gonna faint at straight peopel