do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to
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Play Safe with…Retro Gaming Condoms?
London-based designer Ben Marsh has an unusual project in his portfolio: Play Safe, a series of retro gaming condoms modeled on the Nintendo Gameboy and its games.
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win
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#ffffff
I spent like twenty minutes waiting for this fucking image to load then I realised
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I honestly am going to curl up into a ball at some point tonight and just cry until I sleep.
This is why I skip my time of the month.
I am a fucking nutcase.
Me too. I wish I could pull a Pauly Shore and end up in a Biodome-esque enclosure for the entirety.